6 Songs To Mentally Prepare You To Punch Someone In The Face
    Planning on taking up Mixed Martial Arts? Boss got you down? Wife keeps sleeping with the milk man? Here's 6 songs to get you ready for the next fight of your life.

Wu Tang Clan  "Shame On A Nigga"

    WHY? It's 'Mama Said Knock You Out' but 100x cooler and a 125 lb ODB scares the shit out of us 100x more than a 250 lb ripped LL Cool J, dead or alive.




Ministry  "Just One Fix"

    WHY? Screaming vocals, howling guitars, pounding drums will ignite the mean streak in you that you haven't felt since the neighborhood bully gave you that gonch-pull, kicked your dog and told everyone he banged your mom.

Donald Glaude  "Pumpin"

    WHY? Will put you in an 8-minute trance where you can mentally picture yourself doing the Rocky training montage.  Do either Rocky IV (this one) or Rocky III (this one), but don't do the gay Rocky-Apollo hug on the beach at the end of III or you deserve to get your ass kicked.




Diddy, Notorious B.I.G., 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks, Busta Rhymes  "Victory 2004"

WHY? Just listen to it with your eyes closed.  If your fist hasn't smashed through your computer screen by the time you open them, you're not ready. 





Metallica  "Battery"

    WHY? This song was the background music at every single bush party from 1985-1988 when everyone circled around the two dudes who were about to throw down.  It usually came blasting from the pick-up truck parked closest to the fire and some innocent bystander was sure to take an errant Reebok high top to the face or be doused with flying OE Extra Old Stock.




Baha Men  "Who Let The Dogs Out"

    WHY? Now listen to this with your eyes closed.  If you can make it through the song without punching yourself in the face, you're not ready.